Listening to the radio

I'm sitting here talking to Niki and listening to the radio. This guy on here is cracking me up!! He is telling this 'true story' about how he took a red-eye flight to Cincinnati 3 years ago. He gets to the airport to board the plane and when he gets in line he notices Jessica Simpson standing directly in front of him. So making conversation, he says "are you going to Cincinnati?". She gives him attitude and says "No! Why would I be going to Cincinnati?" So he responds with "oh, I'm sorry! I just thought maybe you were going to visit your husband (she was married to Nick at the time who had a place in Cincinnati). I'm a stand up comic and I met your husband one night. We hung out and had a great time. He is a really nice guy." She says "Sure you met my husband" and turns her back to him. lol@that attitude.

So when they are getting off the plane, he has an upset stomach from the greasy airport food and feels a burst of gas ready to erupt... and guess who is standing directly behind him? Oh yeah!! He got his revenge, lmao!

Ok, so maybe you had to hear the guy tell it. It was freaking hilarious.